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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Outlaw Nation

The Cubs were already dangerous and more than a little bit crazy, but all that would change when the Dark Stranger rode into town. Forget that "Behold a pale horse" nonsense, as this man was dark as pitch with a temper that could not be tamed. Let umpires and Gatorade dispensers be afraid, as The Bradley Gang is born. (Cue the Ennio Morricone music).

The Ringleader: Milton Bradley

The Right Hand Man: El Toro Loco

The Assassin: The Iceman

The Hired Gun: The Shooter

The Annoying Sidekick: Dempster Red

The Hard Cas
e: Coy "Lefty" Hill

The Gamblers: The Cajun Connection

The Big Boss Man: Sweet Uncle Lou

The Majors will never be the same again.

BallHype: hype it up!

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