The Cubs were already dangerous and more than a little bit crazy, but all that would change when the Dark Stranger rode into town. Forget that "Behold a pale horse" nonsense, as this man was dark as pitch with a temper that could not be tamed. Let umpires and Gatorade dispensers be afraid, as The Bradley Gang is born. (Cue the Ennio Morricone music).
The Ringleader: Milton Bradley
The Right Hand Man: El Toro Loco
The Assassin: The Iceman
The Hired Gun: The Shooter
The Annoying Sidekick: Dempster Red
The Hard Cas
e: Coy "Lefty" Hill
The Gamblers: The Cajun Connection
The Big Boss Man: Sweet Uncle Lou
The Majors will never be the same again.
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