Well, once again, we put a lefty on the hill and again we lose. Big shock at this point, right? Yeah, not not so much. The Cubs didn't help their karma any by letting sack o'crap Tom Arnold throw out the first pitch. Seems like once a year, we have to put up with this jerkoff. No one person has ever gotten more from marrying an obnoxious fat chick then this guy. He was never funny and the nineties are over. Can we stop paying attention to Tom Arnold yet? Please?
The game wasn't much better than looking at Tom's ex-wife in a thong bikini, so I won't go into great detail. Suffice to say, Lilly once again couldn't get past the fourth without coughing up the lead and Shooter's Lounge favorite Jon Lieber was roughed up by Joey Votto later in the game. Lilly did draw a walk with the bases loaded, forcing in Aramis Ramirez. That has to count for something, right? Right? Guess not.
Tomorrow's another day, kids. Time to head on home, make sure the new sump pump is working, and get loaded.
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
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